Dear Animal Kingdom:
As evidenced by the emissaries that were sent out to ambush my Sunday practice, you seem to have gotten news of my impending driving on Californian roads.
In a half hour session, I crossed paths with:
1 x cat
2 x dogs
1 x squirrel
2 x ducks
Did you really think you could get away with sending ducks unnoticed? Not the brown boring kind either–these were black with brilliant green. Oh, the audacity!
I am onto you, Animal Kingdom. I know you think you're going to crush my driving confidence and keep me off the roads. Think again, my furry friends, Think Again!
Aiming at you next time,
minginsf
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5 comments:
Oh look, the flying duck! :P
Heh.
omg! u didnt road kill them i hope?
all critters in one piece...for now...
I think they were sent by the Driving God to test you.
sounds like an episode of happy tree friends...
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