Marketing Copywriter*
Attention Copywriters! The leading provider of bullshit management solutions powered by made-up analytics is in need of an experienced Marketing Copywriter. Apply today!
This is a great opportunity to get your foot in the door of a company we're not mentioning, cos no one's heard of it! Want to screw up your resume? Make lousy contacts? Or merely work for a company that you'll be suppressing for years? This is your chance!
Responsibilities:
Work with Self-Important Morons
Work with Major Cock-Ups
Work with This Company's Self-Indulgent Puffery
Work with Egos of Untold Proportions
Requirements:
BA or BS preferred, mostly BS
2-3+ years BS-related experience
Experience writing for Financical/Statistational/Mate Analytization preferred
Note: Candidates MUST upload fawning written schlock along with a resume in order to be considered
*This posting has been altered, but only slightly
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